Gone Fishing – by Kevin James

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I don’t want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He’s a Boston baby and I’m a New York guy. I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously. I never played music, but it’s an important thing … the studying, the inspiration. I really wasn’t a class clown. I think I invented the phrase ‘Don’t overdo it.’ I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit. I try to connect with the everyday, every guy. I would always love to be an athlete, but it’s got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats. I’m not a Hollywood guy. I’ve always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women. If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it’s a chubby kid, my mother is always like, ‘You were never like that.’ She gets so upset about it. It’s always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do. Just me onstage with a mic, having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don’t get nervous for that. I just get excited. My favorite movie of all time is ‘Rocky.’ Now I’m starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next ‘1’ ready to be launched in case I drop. Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that. You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn’t. As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don’t go together. You can’t be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You’ve got to let go of the diet that day. I want to do movies that I’m proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. That makes people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theater. I’ve always been the guy who doesn’t necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, ‘I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.’ And still I would question it. Did she mean it? Once a year my back will go out and it’ll be… it’s like a sciatic thing and it’s the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

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